Mod Account for Diatu Magicademy ([personal profile] magicademymods) wrote in [community profile] diatuooc2021-07-23 03:56 pm
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Test Drive Reloaded! #1


Test Drive #1




Welcome to Diatu (I Like Swords)

The Arrival Hall is all aflurry with activity! No one had expected so many Sundered to suddenly pop up, the staff find themselves desperately scrambling to keep up with the influx, and a bunch of new arrivals find themselves hanging out in the Hall lobby, waiting to be seen, sent home if possible, or counseled and prepared for student life if not. Rumors run like wildfire: some people believe they've been kidnapped by aliens, a worryingly persistent suggestion that this is a setup for a murder-tournament keeps circulating, and one or two nutcases insist that a dragon tinkered with the rules of magic and now they have to study at a magic school to survive. Pie stocks are grievously low, and thought Headmaster Birony herself appeared and began violating the rules of space and time to summon pies from the future, a second Headmaster Birony with an eyepatch, several war scars, and a wild hairdo appeared and promptly yelled at the first Headmaster for stealing her pies. A pie fight erupted. Pie stocks are even more grievously low now.

Still, here's your chance to talk to your fellow arrivals. Or aggressively attack the nearest target in an outrage (they set up a target dummy and labeled it VENT AGGRESSION HERE, and are trusting you guys on the honor system). Staff don't have time to talk, but they promise they'll get to you soon!

A Day In The Life

The sun is bright, the air is warm, a cool breeze blows across Anastara, clouds keep drifting directly through the island and engulfing people... it's summer on Ascelion, and the day is ripe for learning. Or as ripe as Diatu Magicademy ever can be -- though no one would trade the character and charm of the lively campus for some stodgy, regimented school more interested in forcing students into the mold than encouraging them to be their best, sometimes conditions in the Magicademy are a little inconvenient.

A toilet in Kedrigan Hall keeps clamping onto the butts of those who attempt to use it. Thus far, half a dozen students have been freed from its clutches by their friends, while reports of singed buttocks have increased twofold. (Yes, only twofold. Think about that for a minute.) Staff are on the lookout for a prankster rather than a commode, so as of yet the treacherous toilet has gone unpunished...

Not far away, a group of cleaning golems has occupied the promenade as part of an ongoing strike. As they possess only rudimentary intelligence, they believe this involves seizing objects from anyone who passes nearby and hurling them at a set of bowling pins. Meliandre Tomekin, Head of Groundskeeping, has set up shop across the Promenade; any student who wanders too close gets a big block of ice shoved into their hands, along with instructions to hold it still while she shows those reprobates what-for...

In the Great Hall proper, school clubs and activities have, as was inevitable, escalated competition for new students to yet another level which only isn't a war crime because it isn't part of a treaty yet: they've conscripted geese. Horrible geese, to be precise, who dispense flyers for various clubs with less subtlety than a nuclear holocaust. Some of them fight for dominance, others have teamed up to pin down innocent students and stuff leaflets down their throat, and one has a wand and is somehow casting Discovery spells?!

A Forgery!

"I tried a mass-Forging technique," the older student says, showing off the briefcase full of identical wands and a sign that says 'FOR $ALE CHEAP'. "Some of them are exactly what I intended, they self-correct runes, but the rest, well.. . I don't know, I can't tell, and I'm not really interested in finding out one by one, so... you buying?"

All sales final. No refunds. Caveat emptor. As for what the wands do, well... there's a reason he answered with an ellipsis when asked. On the other hand, maybe the effect isn't too terrible? Maybe it's even beneficial! Maybe the wand shoots out rainbows and muffins! Or maybe it just animates and strikes you vigorously about the head and shoulders...

Three Dragon War

Someone, we're not naming names, canons, or the color of eyes and the dragon to which they belong that forms said person's obsession, may or may not be indirectly responsible for the latest game craze sweeping Anastara: Three Dragon War, a collectible card game that features players as dragons, deploying spells, creatures, and Sundered against each other to destroy each and avoid the machinations of the Third Dragon. The awesome thing about the game is that the Third Dragon comes in all different forms: classic bundled-with-the-starter-pack Ire, super-rare Anastara Diatu, suspiciously-rare Cam Birony, ultra-common Large Eagull, and more. The concept of an outside force adding randomness to the battle and being manipulated in turn by cards means Three Dragon War is the hottest card game that's come along since the last card game that was the hottest that had come along came along.

Face-to-face, you find yourself in a duel over these cards and the magical images they summon. Can this untested deck come through if you believe in it? Or are statistics and probability actual things that actually happen? Dragon Battle! Jiao Long Fu!

There's One in Every Test Drive

Not every magical disaster is caused by some wayward student you don't know. Many of them are caused by you instead. To wit: you're on the spot in one of the magical labs, being called on to demonstrate a technique more advanced than others you've mastered so far. Failure is expected, and the wards should prevent any injury to others from a miscast spell. But will the sparks of your magic just sputter out and die? Or will you inadvertently mispronounce, misform, misshape, or miscalculate in a way that brings chaos to you and your lab partner?

(You could also manage to succeed in casting the spell, but that isn't very fun.)
sciencegirl: (1 4 9)

[personal profile] sciencegirl 2021-07-30 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah! But they're so cute!" They're not actually that cute. But Entrapta? Seems to find them completely adorable, contrary to what most people might think. "Sure their intelligence is simple, but something with a simple intelligence can find their activities unpleasant. It seems like we should find a way to make them pleasant!"

Wait, how does one make golem treats.

"Okay, so what is it that one can offer golems to make them more comfortable." She rubs her chin with a lock of hair, before she adds, "My name is Entrapta, by the way."

She doesn't sound offended. She's just letting her know because that did sound like a filler name and an identifier is relevant information at the moment.
hyperdrivemonalisa: (I beg your pardon?)

[personal profile] hyperdrivemonalisa 2021-07-30 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, they weren't the Problems (though they were problems in their own way), but. Isabel stared at the nearest craggy golem face.

Okay. She could kinda see it? If she squinted?

"You have a point, Entrapta. I'm Isabel." She then turned pleading eyes to the Groundskeeper. "You have to admit they do a lot for you. And you've been looking for a challenge! Wouldn't this be like--going beyond everything you already did?"

Though Entrapta really ought to talk to Isabel about golem treats. She's no baker, but she might have a couple ideas...
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[personal profile] sciencegirl 2021-07-30 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"If their workload is the problem I could always build a couple of robots to assist them. I have a famously low robot rebellion rate, the worst incident being caused by outside influence anyway. It was sad because some other princesses were required to demolish a number of them but I could reconstruct them later."

She's mulling out loud as she looks over the golems, wondering if they even could be reconstructed or patched up. That would be very unfortunate for them, wouldn't it? But they seem like such good babies who work hard.

You know. When they're not throwing things. But sometimes a construct has a tantrum.

"...I think we probably would have accomplished most of their daily activites if we'd done that rather than the ice blocks. Maybe a day of rest would have been sufficient to renew thier interest." Or, loathe as she is to admit it, showing them that they might end up expendable when other people can perform their duties.
hyperdrivemonalisa: (I beg your pardon?)

[personal profile] hyperdrivemonalisa 2021-08-02 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"You build robots too? That's so cool! Not that I do, but I have people in my family who do. I'm more...uh. Punchy punchy girl." But Isabel laughed at that. "At least you could put them back together!"

Isabel looked thoughtful, herself. "And it's kind of mean now to try to convince them that pitching ice blocks was fun. Or...you know. Whatever you were planning to use them for." The ice blocks. Isabel figured that it probably was not anything actually good for the golems. Not that Professor Tomekin was mean. Just. Self-absorbed, a little, like the powerful tended to get.

"I mean, the trees and grounds are usually okay for a bit unless we get something weird going on. You might be able to put some of them in rotating shifts? So some of them get a break, with the knowledge that an emergency sort of takes priority if it happens?" That seemed pretty good to her.