Mod Account for Diatu Magicademy ([personal profile] magicademymods) wrote in [community profile] diatuooc2019-05-15 07:30 pm
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Test Drive #5 Is Alive


Test Drive #5




Class Is In Session

The Metacurriculum of Glyphics contains within it the fine and honored art of potionmaking, in which glyphs scribed into a cauldron are distilled within a liquid especially prepared to hold the enchantment. The task is remarkably finicky, and thus not particularly utilized outside of the classroom; generations of teachers have been forced to deal with the question of "when will we ever use this in real life?!", to their inevitable despair.

A pinch of cilantro, a dash of goat hoof, stir carefully and apply liberal amounts of electricity -- and you foolishly used alternating current instead of direct. Rather than a Potion of Supreme Might, your mixture has turned a vile grey, and a dark spirit has arisen from it to tell you that your personal hygiene leaves much to be desired and that your soul is so black with sin no heaven will ever accept it. This is no good -- the syllabus explicitly states that profane manifestations of magic are only worth partial credit at best. Can you and your partner rectify your mistake before the professor pops by to see how you're doing?

Shady Business

"'Ey! You!" calls a voice from the Merchant District Alley, coming from the throat of a pop-eyed, scraggle-faced man that couldn't be a shadier character if he was real slim. On catching your attention, he motions you over. "Sees that you're wizard-likes," he says, rolling his words around in his mouth in a particularly rhythmic sort of way that doesn't disguise his inability to hold one accent for more than a phrase. "Well I've got summat'll knock your bonzer socks off. Behold!"

Sweeping one hand towards a ratty old table, he whips off a cloth to reveal a rack of weapons. Pointy swords, massive maces, warhammers that resemble the smaller historical version rather than the fantasy types one pictures dwarves with, a bow and arrows, a stiletto, any number of different implements of death. "Priced as marked," the shady guy says, "and sold as is. No refunds! Some of them are probably cursed, is what I'm hinting at. Full disclosure."

The price is so good, the risk of a curse might be worth it. Did you purchase the Sword of Flaming Death, or the Dagger of Wedgies-to-the-Wielder? Is the greataxe mighty and potent, or actually foil-covered chocolate? Choose your weapon wisely. We -- we recommend you don't pick up the one that causes you to attack the nearest person in a rage of bloodlust, but what do we know?

Etreia Day

Everyone looks forward to Etreia Day in the dining hall, that special day when the food delivered to students and staff comes from that landlocked nation deep in the Tier Mountains. Little cultural blending and spices unique to the deep peaks and valleys of the isolated country have lead to a unique and renowned cultural menu that everyone is eager to partake of.

The effect isn't magical, merely biochemical, but no one can deny that Etreian food affects human emotions significantly. Light sauces and dry-rubbed fowl are terrific for energy and mood, pushing the eater into a flurry of cheerful activity that their body will likely pay for later. Sour dishes and dark bastes produce solemn moods and inhibit playfulness. Spicy foods are something of a wildcard, pushing different people to different extremes, be they happy or sad, angry or joyous. To those who expect this, experiencing these different emotions is as much a part of the meal as the taste and texture of the food itself.

To those who don't expect this, well, it's a bit of a surprise.

Labwork

Not every magical disaster is caused by some wayward student you don't know. Many of them are caused by you instead. To wit: you're on the spot in one of the magical labs, being called on to demonstrate a technique more advanced than others you've mastered so far. Failure is expected, and the wards should prevent any injury to others from a miscast spell. But will the sparks of your magic just sputter out and die? Or will you inadvertently mispronounce, misform, misshape, or miscalculate in a way that brings chaos to you and your lab partner?

(You could also manage to succeed in casting the spell, but that isn't very fun.)
gender_neutral: (Um.....)

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-23 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
"I am a jerk as well, nothing wrong with a low charisma score. Stop the flirting and I probably won't see a need to blow you up."

No promises, though.
Edited (icon) 2019-05-23 01:10 (UTC)
inmyjellies: (these are just choices)

[personal profile] inmyjellies 2019-05-23 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, nice to be jerks together." Pikachu gives her a smile and sips his coffee. "I'm Pikachu, by the way. Detective Pikachu."
gender_neutral: (But That Was Not The Intent)

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-23 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there were all entries in some monster manual somewhere. "Vaarsuvius. Though most call me simply V." Detective, though... but be an NPC class.
inmyjellies: (Hey there kiddo)

[personal profile] inmyjellies 2019-05-23 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
For Pikachu, that was called a Pokedex.

"Vaarsuvius? Sounds like a dinosaur name, but in a good way," Pikachu chuckles. "V. What do you do then? Before all this magic stuff? What house are you in?"
gender_neutral: (Happy to hare knowledge)

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-23 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Or a volcano. Please never tell the Bard that my name sounds like a dinosaur. And I was a wizard, this, as you call it, magic stuff, has been my life since I was smaller than you are."
inmyjellies: (Default)

[personal profile] inmyjellies 2019-05-28 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"A volcano's a good one," Pikachu said. It also sounds like a Pokemon name but Pikachu assumes this person just doesn't know about them. "Heh. So this whole magic thing at this school must be a piece of cake for you."
gender_neutral: (Um what?)

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-28 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
"On the contrary, it has been a rather frustrating ordeal, and one that I am most ready to be quit of. I have at last unlocked a handful of cantrips and a single spell that is more advanced, but it has taken a great deal of work to restore myself to essentially where I was a few hundred years ago."
inmyjellies: (these are just choices)

[personal profile] inmyjellies 2019-05-30 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Oof... that really sounds rough. It would have been easier if they just left your magic alone... but it be like that sometimes." Pikachu sips his coffee. "Starting over again on a blank slate, believe me, I'm also over that song and dance act."
gender_neutral: (regretting together)

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-05-31 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
"I am very much looking forward to returning to my mission and abilities."
inmyjellies: (Wait what?)

[personal profile] inmyjellies 2019-06-03 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"And... come on, don't leave me with that baiting hook. What is the job?"
gender_neutral: (Are you sure about that?)

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-06-03 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Saving all of reality at the moment, if you must know. Which is why it is imperative that I return and soon."
inmyjellies: (:O)

[personal profile] inmyjellies 2019-06-11 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
"... Well good luck with that. Hopefully they'll teach you something to make that go faster." He sips his coffee. He really... really has nothing to say back to that. Nothing smart either. He's learned that people were very literal with what they said their jobs were...
gender_neutral: (Haley might be wrong)

[personal profile] gender_neutral 2019-06-11 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
"That hope is the only thing standing between me and an attempt to tear this place down around myself to return home," V said simply.