The Anastara Afterlife Association, in between fielding callers who mistakenly believe they offer towing and jumping, has a problem: some do-gooder wizard keeps attempting to send them to the afterlife. This SEEMS kind and merciful, except many of the spirits of Ascelion have it really good, and they're pretty convinced whatever awaits them next doesn't have a theater anywhere near as good as Anastara does.

Your task: Stop this exorcist in a way that doesn't bring greater attention to the spectres of the city. That means no murder or anything! Ideally, make them a laughingstock!