"I was born dead. I'm a demon. I was never alive in the first place--well, except for the whole green-card-marriage thing, but that was a huge mistake. Being alive is waaaaaaay more traumatic, I don't know how breathers do it, seriously, a rollercoaster I don't ever wanna try again, but, mad respect, y'know?"

Beetlejuice enthusiastically took that hand and gave it a good shake. "Thank you! You have excellent taste! Nice to meetcha. I literally can't say my Name."