"Like being a 'good person' has ever saved anyone from being written about in notes!"

In fact that often made people the target of such notes if they were too annoying or made themselves into a 'goody two-shoes'. Did kids still use that phrase? Nah, probably not! A wuss then. Or the type that was such a know-it-all that they ended up being shoved into lockers and given swirlies in the bathroom.

Which actually... He could see quite easily happen to Aziraphale. He was just the sort to end up in a locker.

"Creative. Yeah, like popping out of homeroom for a pint. Bit silly really... an angel and a demon heading to school. What do we really need to learn here?"

A beat.

"Other than your locker combination? Better share that with me as backup."