After that last pie attack he had cream all over his face and it was pretty nigh impossible not to end up getting some of it in his mouth. You might expect a fresh pie to... actually taste pretty good. This did not. It tasted like week old gone-off cream with perhaps just a touch of mold.
"Ugh! Are you actually eating this??"
Crowley's nose scrunched as he looked away from Mal long enough to stare at the table of pies.
"They put this out for kids to eat?? What kind of school serves kids rotten food?"
He knew a few demons that might have liked this slop if demons ever actually had any need to eat. He didn't care much for it. Crowley had been too spoiled by Aziraphale's taste in fine cuisine and he wasn't very good at taking hints. For all he knew Mal was eating rotten pie and really enjoying it which blew his mind but... humans could be weird.
His fingers snapped and all that pie that had coated his face and ruined his sporty jacket faded into dust to drift away on the faint breeze.
Re: Lemme know if this needs to be edited, but was too funny to resist.
"Ugh! Are you actually eating this??"
Crowley's nose scrunched as he looked away from Mal long enough to stare at the table of pies.
"They put this out for kids to eat?? What kind of school serves kids rotten food?"
He knew a few demons that might have liked this slop if demons ever actually had any need to eat. He didn't care much for it. Crowley had been too spoiled by Aziraphale's taste in fine cuisine and he wasn't very good at taking hints. For all he knew Mal was eating rotten pie and really enjoying it which blew his mind but... humans could be weird.
His fingers snapped and all that pie that had coated his face and ruined his sporty jacket faded into dust to drift away on the faint breeze.