Welcome to Diatu (I Like Swords) One of the new arrivals hesitated as the pie they held in their hands was slowly lowered back to the table. This was madness. They didn't all have to fight. What was the point when all of them just wanted the same thing, to figure out what was going on and maybe even return home. He was prepared to walk away from the pie fight until...
"Oi! You there!" Crowley slithered up beside the kid, "Are you really going to let that guy get away with calling you names like that? I mean, maybe you don't have a problem being bullied for the rest of the school year but... it's only a pie. It's not like it's actually going to hurt anyone."
That's right! It was only a pie! And that bully had been calling everyone names as he had become too invested in the pie war! Really if you thought about it he deserved to get hit with as many pies as he had been hitting everyone else with. With renewed vigor the new arrival lifted the pie from the table and sent flying into the face of the potential bully as Crowley slipped out the back, smiling like the sinister serpent he was.
There might not be a pie left in the castle when this is through.
Serpent's first day of playing hooky
He was supposed to be in some sort of lab but it was a large school, the map he had been given kept leading him in circles, and in the end it made a much better paper airplane than a map anyway. Crowley let the thing fly not caring where it landed, or who it might have hit on the way down, and lounged across the stone railing to perform a delinquent school kid's first rite of passage... that of playing hooky.
"Do you need dice to do this right? In the movies kids are always slipping out to throw some dice or take a smoke... It's not a prerequisite? Surely you can cut class for any reason you like!"
Crowley - Good Omens
One of the new arrivals hesitated as the pie they held in their hands was slowly lowered back to the table. This was madness. They didn't all have to fight. What was the point when all of them just wanted the same thing, to figure out what was going on and maybe even return home. He was prepared to walk away from the pie fight until...
"Oi! You there!" Crowley slithered up beside the kid, "Are you really going to let that guy get away with calling you names like that? I mean, maybe you don't have a problem being bullied for the rest of the school year but... it's only a pie. It's not like it's actually going to hurt anyone."
That's right! It was only a pie! And that bully had been calling everyone names as he had become too invested in the pie war! Really if you thought about it he deserved to get hit with as many pies as he had been hitting everyone else with. With renewed vigor the new arrival lifted the pie from the table and sent flying into the face of the potential bully as Crowley slipped out the back, smiling like the sinister serpent he was.
There might not be a pie left in the castle when this is through.
Serpent's first day of playing hooky
He was supposed to be in some sort of lab but it was a large school, the map he had been given kept leading him in circles, and in the end it made a much better paper airplane than a map anyway. Crowley let the thing fly not caring where it landed, or who it might have hit on the way down, and lounged across the stone railing to perform a delinquent school kid's first rite of passage... that of playing hooky.
"Do you need dice to do this right? In the movies kids are always slipping out to throw some dice or take a smoke... It's not a prerequisite? Surely you can cut class for any reason you like!"
Like being lost and not wanting to admit it.