All right mods, for El's second forged item, I raise you: a cursed item.

Mister Mark
As its politely known, is an accidentally quasi-sentient dagger that despite being perfectly serviceable (and moderately handsome) has a critical case of performance anxiety. It is thus doomed to never actually pierce anything despite its wielder's intentions or abilities. A shift in its center of gravity, flinching in its wielder's grasp, dropping short of a target, and spontaneous blunting are all past mishaps it would rather not be reminded of.

In deference to one of Eleven's commands to forge something terrible.

I tried.