Good news! The research team is able to identify how the geese could use these magic items!

Bad news: They're being taught by a Goose King. Imagine your average jerk of a goose, except ten feet tall, wickedly smart, wearing a crown, and aggressively smoking a pipe. And you're on its list for messing with its brethren.

Hope you have some reliable allies to stand by your side. Did we mention it knows how to use a greatsword?