"A pickle." Kaylin sighed again. "I'd take a pickle over orange slime any day." Though she had to wonder if, after being eaten, it might turn back to a lamp. That would be unpleasant.

"See the thing is, basically, I got pulled from a world where I was totally failing to learn magic to an Entire. Magic. Academy." And away from everything that made her even willing to attempt magic. Except here the whole dread consequences thing was a fair motivator.