Kaiba's glare when Wheeler dared to nudge him was withering. If it could talk, it would say 'touch me again with that elbow and I'll hex it'. Alas, he was not that lucky, so all he could really do was shift backward in his chair and continue to look ridiculous.

After a moment's pouting, he whipped out a quill and scribbled a note, shoving it in Wheeler's direction.

You're hilarious. But we may have to ask the professor for assistance if we're to get anywhere today.