gender_neutral: (YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS!)
Vaarsuvius ([personal profile] gender_neutral) wrote in [community profile] diatuooc 2019-05-31 05:01 am (UTC)

Wow, way to crit fail, V.

Ticked off, V stalked up the stairs after them. V, being a professor. was not concerned about getting in trouble. These two however?

"LO!" V called using dazzling lights to insure they could see their approaching doom. "Halt your pointless and petty nocturnal nonsense. Unless you wish to face my wrath and the utmost punishments that could be imposed upon you, you shall not pursue this path of petty revenge! For should you wish to take vengeance upon one whom you think sought to do you wrong this is not the way to go about it! Sneaking around in the middle of the night when you are in one dorm and your target in another! Nay! Nay I say! Cease and desist this at once. This is not the way to go about such revenge for this path of foolishness can have but one result. Think upon your folly, meditate upon your idiocy. How did you fools even think you would get into another house's dorm in the first place? Nay! Nay I say! If you want revenge, sneak not out from a dorm which you share with a professor only to be stymied by a locked door. Instead find a school sanctioned way in which to duel, during the light of day, with judges and a proper audience. Anything less simply tells all that you were unsure of your prowess, that victory was ever in question! That serves only those you wished to thwart in addition to being stopped by a door. And getting expelled. Harken to me, young students and listen! And also... you both have detention for a week, every evening after dinner until ten pm, served with your least favorite professor." Which V presumed they had one of.

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