"They don't call me the Goddess of Love for nothing," She paused for a moment as if she expected something else to happen, but nothing did. On the one hand the whole theme song striking up whenever she announced herself had gotten on her nerves too, but now that it was absent she sort of missed it. Emphasis on sort of.

"... And there you go, already not heeding my warning." That was typical too. At least for the moment the chaos was averted. There was just one problem with that. "You know, I'm not really sure how long that spell will last."

Aphrodite decided to go ahead and explain. "This isn't exactly my realm either so while I'm sure I can make that sort of charm last for days normally, it could just be a matter of moments here. So if you and your new boyfriend don't want to have the worst breakup in history I'd free yourself and hurry up. Chop chop." Stressing the importance of moving this along.